TiNkA (tinka777) wrote,
TiNkA
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What Tiger Woods really wants to say

Tiger Woods press conference today was pathetic.

This is what he should have said:

Look, I like pussy. I'm rich, I'm good looking, I'm talented. Chicks dig me. I never should have gotten married and had kids. I'm sorry for that. So, I'm going to get a divorce and chase tail until I run out of money. Then maybe I'll go back to golf. Thank you.

 


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